do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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