Betty ford says i'm here all night
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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