ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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