i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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