I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
