I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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