so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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