just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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