dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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