They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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