Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
