BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
i think i scared a bird with my dick
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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