You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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