At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Randomize