Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I got inside last night via doggy door
So much Jack, so little girl.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
