..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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