You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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