so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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