I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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