You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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