White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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