3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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