Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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