dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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