Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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