Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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