Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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