So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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