sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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