what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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