but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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