he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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