Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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