thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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