4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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