I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My vagina is officially offended.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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