people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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