I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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