i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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