I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
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what about the plan b and coat hangers?
5:06 will you marry me
You didnt need to explain a damn thing
i had to explain that a shovel, 12 feet of tarp, and 3 cases of bleach werent related
That is fucking *awesome*...one of my fave posts so far...
Now tell us, how many thank-you notes were in the pack? 20 or more? What great manners you have to send out to each and every guy a thank-you card to allow them to reminisce about your first gang-bang...lmao!
I have been known to put items back because of the implications of buying them together (like beer, condoms, and Vaseline while shopping with two of my guy friends...no point in explaining that I use Vaseline to maintain my snorkeling gear...I just put it back and made an extra trip to the store later!)
yeah because plastic forks scream im gonna have sex
I used to be a cashier before I finished university, and people would buy all kinds of stuff they thought was embarrassing - you could tell just by looking at them that they were absolutely mortified to be buying whatever it was. Trust me, nobody gives a fuck or wants an explanation for what you're buying.
My favorite shopping list I've ever had was cough drops, Nyquil, and 12-gauge shotgun shells.
I'm pretty sure 5:06 just asked himself to marry him at 5:16 and then replied to himself with a yes answer at 5:25. Looks like he will be fucking himself tonight. Which I'm sure is no different from any other night.
5:16, yes; yes I will.
on sunday i had to do something similar, except i explained that the fathers day card i bought had no relation to the plan b. the irony of that one is incredible.
one time i was going to fork a kids yard and then go meet up with the gf. they thought i was up to some kinky shit when i went up to the counter with a pack of rubbers and 2,000 plastic forks.
As if a pharmacist would care anyway.
I used to be a pharmacy cashier. Best night ever: Insurance was expired and a man didn't want to pay full price for his wife's birth control. He threw the lube and condoms he had planned to purchase at me and walked out in a huff. I couldn't stop laughing for fully ten minutes.
I was a cashier too, and it's true that I never wanted an explanation. But I did think some purchases were funny!
I explained that my purchase of Plan B and Trojan Magnums were very much related.
well that was mature and eloquent, 5:06.
why would they be? thank you for not pulling out or wearing a condom, now i have to guy buy birth control....
I think the Plan B and thank you notes should have been related, thank you for a good night and there will be no pregancy invloved!
It should be. That's just manners.
hahahahahahahaha @ 1:15
6 23 is my new fucken hero wow!!!!!!!!!
but it kinda makes me wonder if uve ever done sumthng like that, or ur just very very clever
Birth control pills, pregnancy tests, and dog food don't look good together.
Who is voting this as a Good Night?
maybe they should be
4:26--i'm a cashier and i do sometimes tell my friends about funny things people buy together. so far my favorites have been:
1. old man buying candy and tylenol pm. ?
2. lighter fluid and a mardi gras mask
12:15 - That's stupid. Who cares what people think?
I don't think the vote is related to good or bad night. Just bc the text. from. last. night. U vote thumbs up or down depending if u laugh or not. It is funny. The fact that sucks to be her it's another topic.