I used to be a cashier before I finished university, and people would buy all kinds of stuff they thought was embarrassing - you could tell just by looking at them that they were absolutely mortified to be buying whatever it was. Trust me, nobody gives a fuck or wants an explanation for what you're buying.
I have been known to put items back because of the implications of buying them together (like beer, condoms, and Vaseline while shopping with two of my guy friends...no point in explaining that I use Vaseline to maintain my snorkeling gear...I just put it back and made an extra trip to the store later!)
That is fucking *awesome*...one of my fave posts so far...
Now tell us, how many thank-you notes were in the pack? 20 or more? What great manners you have to send out to each and every guy a thank-you card to allow them to reminisce about your first gang-bang...lmao!
I used to be a pharmacy cashier. Best night ever: Insurance was expired and a man didn't want to pay full price for his wife's birth control. He threw the lube and condoms he had planned to purchase at me and walked out in a huff. I couldn't stop laughing for fully ten minutes.
hahaha
on sunday i had to do something similar, except i explained that the fathers day card i bought had no relation to the plan b. the irony of that one is incredible.
I'm pretty sure 5:06 just asked himself to marry him at 5:16 and then replied to himself with a yes answer at 5:25. Looks like he will be fucking himself tonight. Which I'm sure is no different from any other night.
one time i was going to fork a kids yard and then go meet up with the gf. they thought i was up to some kinky shit when i went up to the counter with a pack of rubbers and 2,000 plastic forks.
4:26--i'm a cashier and i do sometimes tell my friends about funny things people buy together. so far my favorites have been:
1. old man buying candy and tylenol pm. ?
2. lighter fluid and a mardi gras mask
I don't think the vote is related to good or bad night. Just bc the text. from. last. night. U vote thumbs up or down depending if u laugh or not. It is funny. The fact that sucks to be her it's another topic.
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