Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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