I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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