Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You're a waste of cheezeits
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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