i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
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