it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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