After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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