it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
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there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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