i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He's a Shit stain on my heart
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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