In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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