so that wasnt chicken after all
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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