Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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