is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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