Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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