so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
she was so not down for the gang bang
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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