Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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