I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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