i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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