all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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