Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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