I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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