Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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