Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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