Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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